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9月1日

Rock On !!!

Live Your Dreams....
Its a story of Magic- a rock band, where no one takes over. Band of 4 guys and their journey. Journey of life, compromises, dreams, happiness and destiny.
 
Perfect debut for Farhan. He wil make you rock. Good story telling, 2nd half is bit slow but you can't compromise on story for pace.
 
The best part is MUSIC. regarding acting, "no one takes over" thats the statement. everyone is playing their role beautifully.
 
Movie is predicatable at many times but it still enough to ROCK ON.
 
completly Young generation movie.
 
By Amit Mahalle
 
Movie: Rock On
Cast: Farhan Akhtar, Prachi Desai, Arjun Rampal, Purab Kohli, Luke Kenny and Shahana Goswami
Director: Abhishek Kapoor
Rating: ***

Mumbai Meri Jaan

Most brilliant movie after " Life is Beautiful".

Mumbai Meri Jaan is movie not on bomb blast but its on people and effect on their lives before and after such black day.

Nishikant Kamat brilliantly handles 5 different stories. It’s better than Dombivalli Fast. As its have message. The correct message all of us need. And most impressing is the way message is been told through movie. That’s why I couldn’t resist my self without comparing it with Life is beautiful.

 

You might think it’s a documentary film like black Friday but answer is NO. It do have humor, yes it does. It’s a realistic movie.

Nishikant executed his job to perfection. Performances are brilliant. KK is as awesome as I thought. Paresh Rawal and Irfan delivered to the expectation. And here is Madhavan who is known for his intense and emotional role in south. Soha is not bad, you can't find any mistakes in her acting.

 

Probably the end dialogue of the movie that is retirement speech of Paresh Rawal seems to be stretched. I can understand director's and scriptwriters attempt to justify all 5 stories. But in such a brilliant movie you will not mind it.

 

Such movies should be encouraged.

Too brilliant to miss.

By: Amit Mahalle 

 

Movie: Mumbai Meri Jaan;

Cast: Kay Kay Menon, Irrfan Khan, Soha Ali Khan, Madhavan, Paresh Rawal and Vijay Maurya;

Director: Nishikant Kamat;

Rating: ****

7月7日

You know your from Pune when....

EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE OR.... HAS HEARD OF EVERYONE!!!! :)

1. Koregaon Park is still the coolest area for you to hang out in.

2. All the shop keepers on mg road recognise you when you walk past their stores.

3. All the parking attendants and beggars on mg road also recognise you when you walk past them.

4. Cyclone, Palazo, Go Bananas, Xion and Lush are clubs of the past.

5. You love the strawberry milkshake & the Sitaphal milkshake at fantasy - Devyani Sadalkar

6. You miss Barista KP. And Gazebo. And Jaws...

7. You've spent hours sitting in German Bakery and have encountered the mad beggar girl with the baby who harrows everyone who enters or leaves the bakery.

8. You've also spent hours at SGS Magnum Mall, Pune Central and Nucleus.

9. You've encountered rickshaw wallas who like to swear and smoke.

10. You've been around on a two wheeler at least once.

11. You really dislike walking plaza on weekends cas mg road feels like saras baug then.

12. When you werent in college, you were somewhere in Inox,CAFE DELIGHT, E-Square, Adlabs or NCC.

13. You love the expressway!!! And the McDonalds And Datta's ....

14. Your new year's eve is either at Bala's or Goa.

15. Christmas Eve means Jiten Singh's Bash.

16. You've seen a few celebrities in Le Meridien.

17. You got a tattoo done from Sabby's.

18. You know what ikde, thamba, kutey and mala mean.

19. You wear/have worn Osho Chappals!

20. You were standing in a long queue when Mocha first opened on Law College Road.

21. You refer to cops as Mamu and old men as Kaka and all male shopkeepers or rickshawalas as "boss" - Tushar Arora

22. You go to Pasteur/ Mazorin/ Vaishalli / Olympia/ George restaurant /cafe good luck / blue nile/ Coffee House /Manmeet/ Burger King/ Shisha cafe/ Buddha paradise..... AT LEAST once a week

23. You feel extra happy during ganesh chathurti and love the dhin chak music playing everywhere.

24. You love to compare Camp and Deccan.

25. Pimpri, Chinchwad, Pashan and Nigdi are FAR.

26. When you associate the following words to...

i) Wada Pav - JJ Gardens
ii) Mithai - Karachi
iii) Public Transport - Rikshaw
iv) Extended publc transport - Six Seater Rikshaw
v) Thursday - Power Cut!
- Mohit Chandiramani

27. You have spent numerous weekends in Mahabaleshwar and Lonavala - Vikas Singh

28 Sarcasm is a part of your behaviour.

29. When you visit other cities, you are surprised to see shops open after 9.

30. You think Misal in Shrikrishna is god-sent.

31. You laugh when you see people in Mumbai wearing sweaters.

32. You don't wear helmets.

33. You don't encourage wearing helmets.

34. You say, 'The Expressway is truly a boon. Mumbai and Pune are now close, that Mumbai is almost a suburb of Pune..'

35. You don't believe in dressing up like you're going for a party all the time.

36. You speak intelligently.

37. You would rather have Wada-pav, or King Beef than a McD.

38. You think Chitale's exports all over the world.

39. You think Bakarwadis are the best Chakna!

40. You are involved in theatre.

41. You actually join a community which hails people from Pune! - Suhrud Godbole ( 28-41 PS: Thanks! Those were great! )

42) The first thing that u read in " The Times of India" is Pune Times

43) The most frequestly used part of ur car is the horn

44) You cannot drive for more than 20 mins without abusing someone

45) At least one of ur friends works in a call center

46) Every 3-4 months u look at ur road and wonder.. " why the hell are these guys digging up the road again

47) There's atleast one pan-tapri on the corner of the street

48) You tend to have a cigarettes credit account (udhari) wid ur daily pan tapri wala

49) You tend to use the word "maal" for gurls and not goods

50) You have attended atleast one freshers party during hot afternoon hours at the crappiest discs in pune... (during my 11th it was crystal ball on mg road)

51) Going to KP was really cooool for your friends

52) Have seen many people wearing dark sun glasses at night

53) Experienced some ppl blasting music wid their windows rolled down while driving on f.c. road

54) Have tried ur level best to get a bala's pass for new years eve

55) You Somehow love the ganpati mandal music during the ganpati festival

56) You buy biscuits for ur relatives from kayani bakery, camp when they are in pune

57) Always keep an eye on the rickshaw meter to assure its correct

58) Have definitely been on a drive to chandni chowk

59) Argue which is the better multiplex.. inox or e-square

60) Have waited several minutes for a table in vaishali requesting the uncle a million times to get a table for u fast - Romie Halan (42-60 PS : Those were awesome)

61) Where most girls on bikes/ scooters will have a scarf around their face looking like "daku mangal singh or Phoolan devi" (Christina Prabhakar
PS : I roam around on my bike and forgot to add this point myself!!! :D - June)

62) You think its your birthright to break signals! (Vishal Gupta )

63) Furniture Shops mushroom at every nook & corner flaunting their wares in the open.

64) Nightclubs keep opening & closing with regular frequency

65) Some area or the other is always under repairs…roads or flyover/bridge.

66) You are laid back but have lots of tolerance& patience dealing with & accepting Oshoites, foreign college students & other foreigners.

66) You go for a Mastani instead of a Falooda.

67) Sales at Pune Central create major traffic chaos esp. on the weekends.

68) Restaurants at lunch time are always empty except for Mainland China, Not just Jazz by the Bay and the South Indian joints.

69) You don't have a male servant.

70) Your maid is a part timer who steals things while going home in the evenings.

71) You can recognize a "mumbaikar" from his dress & behaviour.

72) Nobody gets their air, oil & water checked while filling petrol in their cars except the visiting mumbaikars.

73) You don't need to have the seat belt clasped while driving your car.

74) You can drive in the night with no or dim street lights on & full head lights on of cars & trucks approaching you from the opposite side....something a mumbaikar can never get used to.

75) Different cuisine restaurants keep opening & closing at koregaon park & kalyani nagar

76) Out-of-town college students form groups on Orkut seeking free or paid sex from lonely aunties, housewives & such.

77) You know someone who works at a Call Center / BPO/ IT Park

78) Heaps of Strawberries are piled & sold on hand carts
(63-78 Vivek Agarwal)

79) When you are not studying ,you are doing "VELAGIRI" or "LUKHAGIRI".

80) The shopkeepers around you are so slow that it gets on your nerves!!!

81) You have had experienced amazing weather in evenings.

82)You wish for the crazy rain to stop during monsoon .

83)You are unable to decide whether potholes are in roads or VICE VERSA.

84)You are sick and tired of the pollution.

85) You wonder what will happen to the city if there are still more cars on the road.(i think traffic will cum to a stand still in a few years).
(Kruti Bakshi 79-85)

86) You've eaten Bun Maska at an Irani cafe.

87) The default thought in everyone's mind on a holiday is "lets go to Khadakwasla"

88) You've said or thought "those Bombayites have ruined the peace of Pune"

89) You've swung from Banyan tree roots on the way back from school

90) Jogging laps around race course is your idea of a healthy life.
(Stephen Williams 86-90)

91) After India won the 20-20 World Cup, you saw lots of guys driving around the city and cars blasting the song "Chak de India" and shouting and waving from the windows

92) YOU CANNOT STAND PMT'S. PERIOD. THE DRIVERS ARE INSANE. ESPEACIALLY AT NIGHT ( Yeah, i've seen PMT buses running at really odd hours)
6月16日

Exam fun

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swedon, Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons

A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists


Q. How is dew formed

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire


Q. What causes the tides in the oceans

A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight


Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed


Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs


Q. What happens to your body as you age

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery


Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A. Premature death


Q. What is artificial insemination

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q. How can you delay milk turning sour

A. Keep it in the cow


Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (eg the abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O and U


Q. What is the fibula

A. A small lie


Q. What does 'varicose' mean

A. Nearby


Q. What is the most common form of birth control

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium


Q.. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


Q. What is a seizure

A. A Roman Emperor


Q. What is a terminal illness

A. When you are sick at the airport


Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature

A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas


Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning

A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face


Q. What does the word 'benign' mean

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight


Q. What is a turbine

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


My First Date

I still remember the first date I ever went on in my life. Usually
first dates are memorable to everyone but for me it was something
that I can never forget. I went out for my first date with my high
school crush when I was in class eleven. It was a day that I planned
for weeks and finally she, Rachna, agreed to come out with me,
Prasun Roy! In school who was famous for being a person with a cool
attitude with no constraints from the family end, whose parents were
more of buddies than dominating guardians! However the fact remained
that I too was from a middle class family with core values and
principles like all others.
Back home I lied to my parents that I was going out for a school
excursion and managed to get the approval of my parents and finally
the day arrived.
After a short lunch at a funky restaurant, Rachna and I went hand in
hand for a movie. As the evening was drawing to a close we were
roaming in the streets of "New Market" talking to each other, about
each other. Life suddenly seemed so beautiful.
All of a sudden, out of the forgotten multitude that was also
walking in the same street, I could see a familiar face quite
distinct- why I didn't know. As realization embraced my
consciousness, I comprehended that the face of the person
approaching me from the other side was of none other than but my
FATHER!
Within a fraction of a second all romanticism vanished from my heart
and a fear engrossed it instead. I could interpret in that short
time the amount of humility and shame I would face suddenly as my
father would recognize me, scold me after we meet, and that was
inevitable! Apart from the scorn that I would face at home, I could
also feel the embarrassment I would face in front of Rachna, who
recognized as the cool guy ... in school as well as back home!
Crippled with the fear I only prayed that the earth would open up
and I would hide there from all the humility. However there seemed
no practical escape from it. Then something happened.
My father came near me, along with the now not-so-forgotten
multitude, looked into my eyes as a stranger and passed by me
rubbing his shoulder against mine and passed by without even
recognizing me. It was the biggest shock and relief of my life. I
still don't know which emotion was predominant at that moment.
After sometime, Rachna went away to her home oblivious of the fact
whatever I just revealed, and I came back to mine.
At home that night, life seemed to me like a prison. I went for
dinner with a fearful heart and a lost appetite. To my surprise,
everything was so very normal. My mother served dinner and we all
ate the usual way. This made my life more miserable. I quickly
finished my food and went back to my room. Questions crowded my mind
and I couldn't figure out what might have happened after my father
came back home and revealed about my forged romantic rendezvous. Why
everything was still so normal pained my mind even more!
Presently my father calmly came into my room and sat beside me. I
looked into his eyes with fear in mine but discovered a smooth
comfort in his! He soothingly asked, "So Sunny Boy, how was your
date, I must say she was a pretty and sweet lady!"
Like somewhat mesmerized I revealed everything to him about my first
date and added, "Dad, it was simply out of this world, but the day
passed away li ke a few minutes only!"
He smiled and said, "You know what, Albert Einstein once said ...
Put your hand on a hot oven for a minute and it would seem like and
hour; put your hand upon a pretty lady for an hour and it
would seem like a minute! Now that's relativity. It's all relative,
the fact is how much you cherish what you gained ... RIGHT! This is
the biggest lesson of life my son"
I had never seen my father being like this before; he was more of a
buddy than my guardian actually. I could feel within me that I would
never ever be able to hide anything else from him, he actually
understood me much more than my own self.
We talked for an hour and I would remember those words forever
perhaps! I couldn't interpret whether it was my First Date with my
dream girl or the First Date of knowing my father actually. However
I knew that I realized how much I loved and respected my father
after that. Just as he was leaving my room I called him and
said "Thank You daddy! Thank you so much!"
Both of us knew what I was thankful for and required no mentioning.
He turned towards me with his dreamy eyes and said these words...
"Hey son, how could I ever let you down my child, never! I would
just say, whatever happens in life and whomever you love in your
life and to whatever degree, you only remember one thing that your
Daddy has loved you 18 years more than that. 18 years more than that
dear!"
He switched off the light and went to his room. In the mild blue and
gray of the moonlight ushering into my room through the window I too
could feel one thing ... Yes, it's truly 18 more years of Love, I, or
any child, can never ever cover up! It was in fact my First Date,
the first one of actually realizing the Love I had taken for granted
for all those Eighteen Years perhaps! It truly was so

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
6月11日

Taare Zameen Par

IF Karan Johar made Taare
           Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
           Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
           Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
           Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
           Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford)
           It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
           The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom.
           The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher  rather than the kid.
           And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
           It would have one dance number.
           The film would be titled ' Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare
           Obvious starcast:
                 Salman as the teacher.
                 Rani as the mother.
                 Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets.
                 The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
                 An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
                 Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
                 The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even  though that
                 does not make a f***ing difference.
                 The film would cost 60 crores.

 If Farah Khan made Taare
                 Obvious starcast:
                       SRK as the teacher (yawn)..
                       In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the
                       interval point. In Farah's version, SRK would be on
                       screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the
                       first scene itself.  The story would be changed to make sure the above
                       happened. The focus of the film would be a teacher
                       who helps a kid fight dyslexia..
                       To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a
                       romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in.
                      Oh idea!! Nikumbh's character likes another teacher
                       and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy  moments there
                       and you have romance and comedy settled.
                       For action.. hmm.. lemme see.. oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and
                       the teacher fights the baddies to save him. Wow!! I'm quite an imaginative
                       writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from  scratch in two weeks straight.
                       The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny  image of the kid in the background.

 If Rakesh Roshan made Taare
                       Obvious starcast:
                             Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
                             Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would
                             have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid  would have alienositis or something, a
                             condition induced due to him witnessing an  alien abduction.
                             Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and
                             instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science
                             we know. In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make
                             whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a  boat,
                             would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
                             Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's
                             prototype, traveling to alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
                             The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
                             The film's name would again start with a K..
                             probably ' Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par'
                             The director would make sure Hrithik gets to
                             show all his abilities. This would mean a
                             scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and
                             a dance competition in the end, instead of an
                             arts competition.

 If Priyadarshan made Taare:
                             Obvious starcast:
                                   Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
                                   Paresh Rawal as the kid's dad.
                                   It would be a brainless comedy. The kid's dyslexia would be made fun of.
                                   Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other
                                   and that, in the director's opinion, would be funny.
                                   The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example,
                                   when Akshay would come to The parents telling them that their son
                                   has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like
                                   'iss  umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!'.
                                   And yes, the director would think it is funny.
                                   In the climax of the film all the
                                   characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling
                                   colors on each other.That's where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.
                                   And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself
                                   making us question the boy's mental abilities anyway.
6月10日

I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std
Class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot
one of them,how many birds would remain??".

Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?".
Johnny: "none,ma'am.
teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like the way u r thinkin.

now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is
licking it while the third one is sucking on it.
can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"

 

teacher is terribly embarrassed,but she puts on a

brave face and answers.

Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is

sucking on the ice cream is married."

Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on

 

her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING." !!!!!

6月6日

Sarkar RAJ is a Superhit

Will SarkarRaj be biggest Superhit of this year?
Will SakarRaj be Comeback movie of RGV Factory?
Will SarkarRaj RGV in best directors list again?

Taran Adarsh is pointing towards it. He mean YES.
Sarkar raj is RGV best film ever he quoted.
 
Read More
 

6月3日

Shaurya kya hai_Shaurya_Shahrukh Khan


 

 

Thartharati is dharti ko roungti, foujiyoon ki ek paltan ka shaukh

Yaa sehme se aasmaaan ko chirta hua, bandukoon ki salami ka shaukh

Shaurya kya hai

Hariee wardi par chamakte chand pital ke sitare

Yaa sarhad ka naam dekar, andekheen kuch lakiroon ki numaaish

Shaurya kya hai

Dur udte khamosh parinde ko golion se bhun dene ka ehsaas
yaa sholon ki baarsaat se, pal bhar mein, ek sheher ko shamshaan bana dene ka ehsaas

Shaurya

Baarudoon se dhundlaye isss aasmaan mein shaurya kya hai

Wadiyon mein ghunjte kisi gaon ke maatam mein shaurya kya hai

Shaurya

Shayad ek hausla

Shayad ek himmat

Humare bahut aandaar

Mazab ke banaye daayare ko todkar, kisika haath thamlene ki himmat

Goliyon ke betahasha shor ko, apni khamoshi see chunoti de pane ki himmat

Marti maarti is duniya mein, nihatte dateee rehne ki himmat

Shaurya Aane wale kal ke khatir, apne hisse ki kaynaat ko, aaj bacha lene ki himmat

Shaurya Dialogues...collection by amit mahalle

Dushman sirf border ke uss paar nahi hota.
Ghar ke andar bhi hota hai.
Gun Deemak ban ke jeeta hai....
Veer bhogya vasundhara ye mera lakshya hai.
Aur meri jimedari hai ke aapne desh ko bahar bheetar
har prakar ke dushman se bachaoo.


Kaum jaante ho kya hai...Kaum
NIshaniya Identities, jo paida hotehi lag jaati hai.
Inke anadar, iss jaaved ke bahot andar, iske nasoo main
Isske khoon main iski kaum sani hui hai.
Iski wafadari sirf iske khoon ke prati hai.
Aur badkismati se inke kaum me sirf zahar bhara hai zahar.
Inka hisab chukate chukate hum khaakh ho jaayenge, hazzoro
rathod maare jayenge, lekin kuch nahi hoga...

Ye mere tumhare ya kisi talk show ki baat nahi hai major.
Puri kaaynad ki baat hai.
Isiliye jo sir tumne meeti main dhassa rakha hai na chaturmurgh ki taraf
use baahar nikalo aur dekho.
Vivek ka istmal karo samaz jaaoge.


HAr taarikh par inki mauysami majhab, inki aatank ki mohar lagi hai
Aur tarikh ko saaf karna muzhe aata hai major
aur wohi kar raha hoon safai



Innocent....AK 47 leke ghumate hai haatho main Lolipop ki tarah...innocent

Bacchi nahi hai...Time bomb hai saale...aatankwadi ke pille hai.

Jo tumhe innocense lagta hai na major wo mere liye anushasan hai..Dicipline
MIltri neccesiti hai.
Aur tum muzhe sahi ya galat ka gyaan mat dena tumhari Auqaat nahi hai...


Agar mAin chahoo to sekdo rathod ki fauj khadi kardoo, aur main karoonga
Inko khatam karoonga main,,Ek Ek Deemak ko nikalke maroonga main.
Taaki ek aur Jameel paida na ho.
Ek aur mayu vihaar main aag na lage.
Ek aur tanu ka rape na hoo
Cheekh rahi thi wo..

Subhah shaam din raat muzhe wo cheekh sunai deti hai.
Isliye maine rathod se kaha goli maar do inko khatam kar do saloko.
Jo budhe bacche samne aaye kahatam kar do unko
Varna ye log hame kha jaayenge..Mayur vihar ke sekdo gharo ko kha jaayenge
Karna hai to inki kaum ka safaya karo
thats what we want...
Bloody democracy..
Bloody democracy....

Shaurya...Dialogues

Major sidhaant chudhray
Too aap hai jo mashhoor hone ka shaukh rakhte hai

U know malhotra aaj kal mashhoor hone ke alag alag tarike hai.
Kuch log waakai main sher ka shikar karke mashhoor hote hai.
Kuch log mare hue sher ki dum kaat ke photo khich lete hai.
Akhabbar main chaapne ke liye
Mashhoor ho jaate hai.
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Jara batowa dikhana.
ur wallet
char char credits card leke ghumate ho major.
u know jab jindagi credit pe chal rahi hoo na
to waastvikta thodisi dhundali hoo jaati hai.
u know reality...
goes a bit ahh out of focus


U know kisne kaha that wo Max Miller ne
Agar kahi jannat hai tgo yaha hai yaha hai
Par main to kahata hoon ki iss phija main jannat aur TAwjat dono hai..
Bus choice aapki hai.
Iss wardi main major aasman kuch alag dikhta hai
YAhan to bhagwaan hai ya br Pratap hai...

Aisa ye log kahate hai..
Par main inse kaahta hoon bhaiyaa
aise jyaati mat karo, yahhan Bhagwaan aur Br pratap dono hum hi hai.


Wo border ke uss paar dushman ki goli jo hai
yahhan se paach second ki duri par hai.
Meri goli chodo, golf ka ek shot yahaan se 4 sec ki duri par hai
main hamesha ek sec aage rahta hoon always.

Ye democrasy
Leftiest Rightiest,socialist,communist, human rights, moral science
Ye sab cheese iss loc se 100 km pahle yaane tumhaare bahot piche khatam ho jaati hai.
Isliye wahhan se yahaa
Ya to br pratap hai
ya br pratap hai.
Yahan masle kuch uss bab wire ki tarah hai..Pechida
Kya investigate karoge


27 ton fuel, 3 ghante ki flight, 200 logo ki mehnat.
Itna kuch lagta hai, ek ek cup cofee ko yaahaan 9000 ft par pahuchaneke liye



6月2日

De Dhakka....

Z Talkies new movie is arrived De Dhakka after so called hit Saade Maade Teen. De Dhakka stars Makrand Anspure in lead. But real hero of movie is its well written story and screenplay which is backed by power packed performances from everyone.
Though this movie is inspired from Hollywood flick " Little Miss Sunshine", but is properly handle than just copy paste. There are some movies which though inspired but should not be given such importance to its been so.This is exciting movie that burst with optimism.

De Dhakke is a story of Jadhav Family and the journey to find out their destiny through following a dream. Throughout movie I was remembering the Santiago of "The Alchemist" of Paulo Cohelo.
This journey of realizing the destiny have a lot suffering in life but have beginners luck, and there are defeats but there are omens too. No one can avoid them that what they teach us. They proceed knowing that it’s better to lose some of the battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what you’re destined for. It may sound like an oversimplified version of new-age philosophy and mysticism, but as Coelho states "simple things are the most valuable and only wise people appreciate them".

The movie is simple, Motivating but still exciting, written in well manner and above all its of a comedy genre.
And the secret works once again :- when you really want something to happen, the whole universe conspires so that your wish comes true.



Presenter: Zee Talkies
Producer:
Satya Films
Director: Sudesh Manjrekar, Atul Kale
Story: Mahesh Manjrekar
Camera: Shailesh Awasti
Music:
Ajit-Atul-Sameer
Cast: Shivaji Satam, Makrand Anaspure, Siddarth Jadhav, Medha, Saksham Kulkarni and Gauri Vaidya

My Rating *** & *1/2 .
PS: Don't Miss It. Go And Watch New Age Philosophy.

Amit Mahalle
5月30日

Jannat..In search of Heaven

I am one of those few who watched the movie Jannat and that too in theater.
Believe me it was not my choice, but my friend forced perhaps threatened  me to go for this movie.
But you know as movie completed I understood Mahesh Bhatt production is moved to new hight.

Before this movie they used to copy a Hollywood film as it is like Saaya.
but this movie is different,
You (Mahesh bhat) will be more than happy to know that Jannat is not copy of any movie.
But only its presentation is copied from the hollywood movie " Lord of War" starring Nicolas Cage.

This trend is quite picking up in Indian cinemas specially Bollywood to copy presentation from a movie and change the plot.
Recent example was "Shaurya" which was again copied (sorry..inspired) its presentation from Tom Cruise, Jack Nicolsan and Demy Moore starrer " Few Good Men".

To talk more about Jannat its based on cricket bookies, match fixer and fixing with underworld involvement but still a love story in background.
A lot of hip was created that its inspired from story of  Ex Pakistani Coach 'Bob Woolmer" and his death conspiracy.
But let me tell you this is only a end scene of movie which last for 2 minutes 23 seconds.

As I was not expecting more from Bhat camp, I was not disappointed.  One good thing that a song from movie Jara Jara Si....is  good to hear.


My Rating:-----
(Not eligible for star rating)
 



 
5月29日

Dasavatharam and Robot

The speculation about story of Dasavatharam is getting hotter these days.

I found out a probable story for the film out of all stories.

Also the story of Rajnikanth n Aishwarya starrerRobot is been revealed.


Read story of robot and dasavatharam



CFA exam to be permitted for 2008


            Honorable High Court  allowed  Chartered Financial  Analyst (US of A) exams to be conducted in India on 8th June 2008. But it will be subject to result of writ petition.

            I really don't understand the reason for such late permission when exams are on the face. Its hardly a week remain for exams, Students already booked air tickets to fly abroad for giving exams.
           Such permission in interest of students had have passed at the time of admission for current exam, there are many who didn't took admission because they couldn't afford to travel abroad for exams.

           This Judgment  have hardly any useful effect on current exams. But to look at longer horizon, yes, this going to make lot of difference. Hon HC  said prima facie  AICTE act is not applicable to CFA institute, while institute representative said CFA exams are not subject to approval of AICTE rules as they are not providing any technical education but a self study exam.
5月28日

CA can Now Advertise

                                                             To keep it up with global competition finally Institute of Chartered Accountants of India(ICAI) gave green signal for advertisement to a practicing CA.

This is very good initiative by ICAI and will be appreciated by large section as against mixed reaction over ICAI's  stand over IFRS.

In the meeting held in last week council finalized the guide lines for advertisement for member in practice. Members are now allowed to advertise through write ups' which will be subject to relevant guideline and provision. The final guidelines would get notified soon.

visit ICAI for more details.

New WIRC Branch at Amravati

As per notification no 1-CA(7)/(114)/2008, Amravati is new branch of WIRC, ICAI.

I am looking forward for activities from Amravati branch, as I am pass out Chartered Accountant from the Amravati center.

Cheers!!!!

For more details   Click Here


The Alchemist...waiting for movie

                                             After dream novel about dreams by Paulo Cohelo, A Mark Entertainment is doing all their best to make movie based on the same bestseller novel 'The Alchemist'. Our own Laurence Fishburne is going to direct the same.
                                                                        
                                                                         I heard he will be playing character of The Santiago. But I really doubt on this one, Santiago is young boy's character. Is there any chance Laurence would make changes in the original script.
                                                                       
                                                                         Ideal  character for Laurance would be that of The Alchemist himself. But to play The Alchemist, will be very tough as Actor specially for him. As he must portray Alchemist different from Morepheous ( Matrix). By No chance I am doubting on his acting skills but the Morepheous character is somewhat coincide with of Alchemist.  Is this the reason why Laurence will be playing Santiago rather than Alchemist. We are looking for answer Laurence. 
                                                                        Above all I am really waiting for this movie....


Movie:  The Alchemist
 
Starring: Laurence Fishburne.
Director: Laurence Fishburne
  Screenwriter(s): Laurence Fishburne
Producer(s): Laurence Fishburne, Barrie Osborne, Helen Sugland
Ex. Producer(s): Steve Markoff, Bruce McNall
Distributor: — Prod. Company: A-Mark Entertainment
U.S. Release Date: TBA, 2009
5月27日

Vittorio Colao will be new CEO of Vodafone india

                                               Vittorio Colao who is looks after European operations will be new CEO of Vodafone India.

                                               Its time to say Bye Bye to Mr Arun Sarin current CEO. He was Vodafone chief since 2003 following takeover of Hutch. Speculations are going on that Sarin, who spend 25 years in telecom industry will be entering to private equity world with one of buyout firm.

Main...

Insaan hoon phir bhi aisa sochta hoon!
Samaz nahi pata phir bhi Sochta hoon!
Pahoch nahi pata phir bhi chalta hoon!
Main jaanta hoo jo sochta hoon!
Par jo sochna chahiye, kya main jaanta hoon?

Ham Jo Sunte hai wahi maante hai!
Kya ham bata pate hai, Jo sunte hai!
Manta nahi hoon phir bhi kuch ulzta jaata hai!
Pakdta nahi hoon phir bhi kuch chutata jaata hai!
Par Jo chutata jaata hai, Kya main jaanta hoon?

Ham jo dekhte hai, wahi sweekar karte hai!
Galti mahsus karte hai phir bhi!
Ye thik nahi aisa aapko bhi lagta hai!
LEKIN SURWAAT KAUN KAREGA, AISA MUZHE BHI!
Par jab main sochata hoo, kya ye jaan pata hoo?

Poet: CA Amit Mahalle