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Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with ur dreams is what makes the difference

Amit Mahalle

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He is Chartered Accountant by profession Anchor by hobby and the Poet by nature.
Enjoys doing theaters a lot and so do Palmistry and face reading.
Friends say him philosophically diplomat and good psychology counselor.
Reading is not his hobby it’s his PASSION.
Movie Music Masti and Sports he can’t live without….


Two mice fell into a bowl of cream. The first mouse gave up and died right away. The second mouse fought and swam until he churned that cream into butter and he crawled his way out. He is that second mouse.
September 01

Rock On !!!

Live Your Dreams....
Its a story of Magic- a rock band, where no one takes over. Band of 4 guys and their journey. Journey of life, compromises, dreams, happiness and destiny.
 
Perfect debut for Farhan. He wil make you rock. Good story telling, 2nd half is bit slow but you can't compromise on story for pace.
 
The best part is MUSIC. regarding acting, "no one takes over" thats the statement. everyone is playing their role beautifully.
 
Movie is predicatable at many times but it still enough to ROCK ON.
 
completly Young generation movie.
 
By Amit Mahalle
 
Movie: Rock On
Cast: Farhan Akhtar, Prachi Desai, Arjun Rampal, Purab Kohli, Luke Kenny and Shahana Goswami
Director: Abhishek Kapoor
Rating: ***

Mumbai Meri Jaan

Most brilliant movie after " Life is Beautiful".

Mumbai Meri Jaan is movie not on bomb blast but its on people and effect on their lives before and after such black day.

Nishikant Kamat brilliantly handles 5 different stories. It’s better than Dombivalli Fast. As its have message. The correct message all of us need. And most impressing is the way message is been told through movie. That’s why I couldn’t resist my self without comparing it with Life is beautiful.

 

You might think it’s a documentary film like black Friday but answer is NO. It do have humor, yes it does. It’s a realistic movie.

Nishikant executed his job to perfection. Performances are brilliant. KK is as awesome as I thought. Paresh Rawal and Irfan delivered to the expectation. And here is Madhavan who is known for his intense and emotional role in south. Soha is not bad, you can't find any mistakes in her acting.

 

Probably the end dialogue of the movie that is retirement speech of Paresh Rawal seems to be stretched. I can understand director's and scriptwriters attempt to justify all 5 stories. But in such a brilliant movie you will not mind it.

 

Such movies should be encouraged.

Too brilliant to miss.

By: Amit Mahalle 

 

Movie: Mumbai Meri Jaan;

Cast: Kay Kay Menon, Irrfan Khan, Soha Ali Khan, Madhavan, Paresh Rawal and Vijay Maurya;

Director: Nishikant Kamat;

Rating: ****

July 07

You know your from Pune when....

EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE OR.... HAS HEARD OF EVERYONE!!!! :)

1. Koregaon Park is still the coolest area for you to hang out in.

2. All the shop keepers on mg road recognise you when you walk past their stores.

3. All the parking attendants and beggars on mg road also recognise you when you walk past them.

4. Cyclone, Palazo, Go Bananas, Xion and Lush are clubs of the past.

5. You love the strawberry milkshake & the Sitaphal milkshake at fantasy - Devyani Sadalkar

6. You miss Barista KP. And Gazebo. And Jaws...

7. You've spent hours sitting in German Bakery and have encountered the mad beggar girl with the baby who harrows everyone who enters or leaves the bakery.

8. You've also spent hours at SGS Magnum Mall, Pune Central and Nucleus.

9. You've encountered rickshaw wallas who like to swear and smoke.

10. You've been around on a two wheeler at least once.

11. You really dislike walking plaza on weekends cas mg road feels like saras baug then.

12. When you werent in college, you were somewhere in Inox,CAFE DELIGHT, E-Square, Adlabs or NCC.

13. You love the expressway!!! And the McDonalds And Datta's ....

14. Your new year's eve is either at Bala's or Goa.

15. Christmas Eve means Jiten Singh's Bash.

16. You've seen a few celebrities in Le Meridien.

17. You got a tattoo done from Sabby's.

18. You know what ikde, thamba, kutey and mala mean.

19. You wear/have worn Osho Chappals!

20. You were standing in a long queue when Mocha first opened on Law College Road.

21. You refer to cops as Mamu and old men as Kaka and all male shopkeepers or rickshawalas as "boss" - Tushar Arora

22. You go to Pasteur/ Mazorin/ Vaishalli / Olympia/ George restaurant /cafe good luck / blue nile/ Coffee House /Manmeet/ Burger King/ Shisha cafe/ Buddha paradise..... AT LEAST once a week

23. You feel extra happy during ganesh chathurti and love the dhin chak music playing everywhere.

24. You love to compare Camp and Deccan.

25. Pimpri, Chinchwad, Pashan and Nigdi are FAR.

26. When you associate the following words to...

i) Wada Pav - JJ Gardens
ii) Mithai - Karachi
iii) Public Transport - Rikshaw
iv) Extended publc transport - Six Seater Rikshaw
v) Thursday - Power Cut!
- Mohit Chandiramani

27. You have spent numerous weekends in Mahabaleshwar and Lonavala - Vikas Singh

28 Sarcasm is a part of your behaviour.

29. When you visit other cities, you are surprised to see shops open after 9.

30. You think Misal in Shrikrishna is god-sent.

31. You laugh when you see people in Mumbai wearing sweaters.

32. You don't wear helmets.

33. You don't encourage wearing helmets.

34. You say, 'The Expressway is truly a boon. Mumbai and Pune are now close, that Mumbai is almost a suburb of Pune..'

35. You don't believe in dressing up like you're going for a party all the time.

36. You speak intelligently.

37. You would rather have Wada-pav, or King Beef than a McD.

38. You think Chitale's exports all over the world.

39. You think Bakarwadis are the best Chakna!

40. You are involved in theatre.

41. You actually join a community which hails people from Pune! - Suhrud Godbole ( 28-41 PS: Thanks! Those were great! )

42) The first thing that u read in " The Times of India" is Pune Times

43) The most frequestly used part of ur car is the horn

44) You cannot drive for more than 20 mins without abusing someone

45) At least one of ur friends works in a call center

46) Every 3-4 months u look at ur road and wonder.. " why the hell are these guys digging up the road again

47) There's atleast one pan-tapri on the corner of the street

48) You tend to have a cigarettes credit account (udhari) wid ur daily pan tapri wala

49) You tend to use the word "maal" for gurls and not goods

50) You have attended atleast one freshers party during hot afternoon hours at the crappiest discs in pune... (during my 11th it was crystal ball on mg road)

51) Going to KP was really cooool for your friends

52) Have seen many people wearing dark sun glasses at night

53) Experienced some ppl blasting music wid their windows rolled down while driving on f.c. road

54) Have tried ur level best to get a bala's pass for new years eve

55) You Somehow love the ganpati mandal music during the ganpati festival

56) You buy biscuits for ur relatives from kayani bakery, camp when they are in pune

57) Always keep an eye on the rickshaw meter to assure its correct

58) Have definitely been on a drive to chandni chowk

59) Argue which is the better multiplex.. inox or e-square

60) Have waited several minutes for a table in vaishali requesting the uncle a million times to get a table for u fast - Romie Halan (42-60 PS : Those were awesome)

61) Where most girls on bikes/ scooters will have a scarf around their face looking like "daku mangal singh or Phoolan devi" (Christina Prabhakar
PS : I roam around on my bike and forgot to add this point myself!!! :D - June)

62) You think its your birthright to break signals! (Vishal Gupta )

63) Furniture Shops mushroom at every nook & corner flaunting their wares in the open.

64) Nightclubs keep opening & closing with regular frequency

65) Some area or the other is always under repairs…roads or flyover/bridge.

66) You are laid back but have lots of tolerance& patience dealing with & accepting Oshoites, foreign college students & other foreigners.

66) You go for a Mastani instead of a Falooda.

67) Sales at Pune Central create major traffic chaos esp. on the weekends.

68) Restaurants at lunch time are always empty except for Mainland China, Not just Jazz by the Bay and the South Indian joints.

69) You don't have a male servant.

70) Your maid is a part timer who steals things while going home in the evenings.

71) You can recognize a "mumbaikar" from his dress & behaviour.

72) Nobody gets their air, oil & water checked while filling petrol in their cars except the visiting mumbaikars.

73) You don't need to have the seat belt clasped while driving your car.

74) You can drive in the night with no or dim street lights on & full head lights on of cars & trucks approaching you from the opposite side....something a mumbaikar can never get used to.

75) Different cuisine restaurants keep opening & closing at koregaon park & kalyani nagar

76) Out-of-town college students form groups on Orkut seeking free or paid sex from lonely aunties, housewives & such.

77) You know someone who works at a Call Center / BPO/ IT Park

78) Heaps of Strawberries are piled & sold on hand carts
(63-78 Vivek Agarwal)

79) When you are not studying ,you are doing "VELAGIRI" or "LUKHAGIRI".

80) The shopkeepers around you are so slow that it gets on your nerves!!!

81) You have had experienced amazing weather in evenings.

82)You wish for the crazy rain to stop during monsoon .

83)You are unable to decide whether potholes are in roads or VICE VERSA.

84)You are sick and tired of the pollution.

85) You wonder what will happen to the city if there are still more cars on the road.(i think traffic will cum to a stand still in a few years).
(Kruti Bakshi 79-85)

86) You've eaten Bun Maska at an Irani cafe.

87) The default thought in everyone's mind on a holiday is "lets go to Khadakwasla"

88) You've said or thought "those Bombayites have ruined the peace of Pune"

89) You've swung from Banyan tree roots on the way back from school

90) Jogging laps around race course is your idea of a healthy life.
(Stephen Williams 86-90)

91) After India won the 20-20 World Cup, you saw lots of guys driving around the city and cars blasting the song "Chak de India" and shouting and waving from the windows

92) YOU CANNOT STAND PMT'S. PERIOD. THE DRIVERS ARE INSANE. ESPEACIALLY AT NIGHT ( Yeah, i've seen PMT buses running at really odd hours)
June 16

Exam fun

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swedon, Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons

A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists


Q. How is dew formed

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire


Q. What causes the tides in the oceans

A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight


Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed


Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs


Q. What happens to your body as you age

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery


Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A. Premature death


Q. What is artificial insemination

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q. How can you delay milk turning sour

A. Keep it in the cow


Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (eg the abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O and U


Q. What is the fibula

A. A small lie


Q. What does 'varicose' mean

A. Nearby


Q. What is the most common form of birth control

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium


Q.. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


Q. What is a seizure

A. A Roman Emperor


Q. What is a terminal illness

A. When you are sick at the airport


Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature

A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas


Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning

A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face


Q. What does the word 'benign' mean

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight


Q. What is a turbine

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


My First Date

I still remember the first date I ever went on in my life. Usually
first dates are memorable to everyone but for me it was something
that I can never forget. I went out for my first date with my high
school crush when I was in class eleven. It was a day that I planned
for weeks and finally she, Rachna, agreed to come out with me,
Prasun Roy! In school who was famous for being a person with a cool
attitude with no constraints from the family end, whose parents were
more of buddies than dominating guardians! However the fact remained
that I too was from a middle class family with core values and
principles like all others.
Back home I lied to my parents that I was going out for a school
excursion and managed to get the approval of my parents and finally
the day arrived.
After a short lunch at a funky restaurant, Rachna and I went hand in
hand for a movie. As the evening was drawing to a close we were
roaming in the streets of "New Market" talking to each other, about
each other. Life suddenly seemed so beautiful.
All of a sudden, out of the forgotten multitude that was also
walking in the same street, I could see a familiar face quite
distinct- why I didn't know. As realization embraced my
consciousness, I comprehended that the face of the person
approaching me from the other side was of none other than but my
FATHER!
Within a fraction of a second all romanticism vanished from my heart
and a fear engrossed it instead. I could interpret in that short
time the amount of humility and shame I would face suddenly as my
father would recognize me, scold me after we meet, and that was
inevitable! Apart from the scorn that I would face at home, I could
also feel the embarrassment I would face in front of Rachna, who
recognized as the cool guy ... in school as well as back home!
Crippled with the fear I only prayed that the earth would open up
and I would hide there from all the humility. However there seemed
no practical escape from it. Then something happened.
My father came near me, along with the now not-so-forgotten
multitude, looked into my eyes as a stranger and passed by me
rubbing his shoulder against mine and passed by without even
recognizing me. It was the biggest shock and relief of my life. I
still don't know which emotion was predominant at that moment.
After sometime, Rachna went away to her home oblivious of the fact
whatever I just revealed, and I came back to mine.
At home that night, life seemed to me like a prison. I went for
dinner with a fearful heart and a lost appetite. To my surprise,
everything was so very normal. My mother served dinner and we all
ate the usual way. This made my life more miserable. I quickly
finished my food and went back to my room. Questions crowded my mind
and I couldn't figure out what might have happened after my father
came back home and revealed about my forged romantic rendezvous. Why
everything was still so normal pained my mind even more!
Presently my father calmly came into my room and sat beside me. I
looked into his eyes with fear in mine but discovered a smooth
comfort in his! He soothingly asked, "So Sunny Boy, how was your
date, I must say she was a pretty and sweet lady!"
Like somewhat mesmerized I revealed everything to him about my first
date and added, "Dad, it was simply out of this world, but the day
passed away li ke a few minutes only!"
He smiled and said, "You know what, Albert Einstein once said ...
Put your hand on a hot oven for a minute and it would seem like and
hour; put your hand upon a pretty lady for an hour and it
would seem like a minute! Now that's relativity. It's all relative,
the fact is how much you cherish what you gained ... RIGHT! This is
the biggest lesson of life my son"
I had never seen my father being like this before; he was more of a
buddy than my guardian actually. I could feel within me that I would
never ever be able to hide anything else from him, he actually
understood me much more than my own self.
We talked for an hour and I would remember those words forever
perhaps! I couldn't interpret whether it was my First Date with my
dream girl or the First Date of knowing my father actually. However
I knew that I realized how much I loved and respected my father
after that. Just as he was leaving my room I called him and
said "Thank You daddy! Thank you so much!"
Both of us knew what I was thankful for and required no mentioning.
He turned towards me with his dreamy eyes and said these words...
"Hey son, how could I ever let you down my child, never! I would
just say, whatever happens in life and whomever you love in your
life and to whatever degree, you only remember one thing that your
Daddy has loved you 18 years more than that. 18 years more than that
dear!"
He switched off the light and went to his room. In the mild blue and
gray of the moonlight ushering into my room through the window I too
could feel one thing ... Yes, it's truly 18 more years of Love, I, or
any child, can never ever cover up! It was in fact my First Date,
the first one of actually realizing the Love I had taken for granted
for all those Eighteen Years perhaps! It truly was so

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
 
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Amit...
Stone on terrace is not a Mountain. Grow big; stay grounded
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